Guess what. It IS possible. And it will fucking happen.
UPDATE: Earlier today, I received this email from my buddy, Jay:
The infomercial is now set to private and it’s disabled everywhere. Fucking Juggalos.
While it seems apparent that the Juggalos are hellbent on ruining everything they ever touch, here’s something they can’t ruin: my [...]
For some reason, the sleeper hit of Summer ‘07 is making its rounds amongst my friends again. And when I think about it, it all starts to make sense. I mean, who doesn’t need a little REAL TALK in their lives right now?
I just wasn’t prepared for how REAL things get at the end of [...]
I should let you in on a couple of facts about me that are very important to the story of the DRUNKEST WOMAN I’VE EVER SEEN. First, I love to go dancing but am very uncomfortable in dancing with women. You probably already know this, but it’s once again relevant and worth re-mentioning. I cannot [...]
A few weeks ago, a good friend and I took a trip to the dance clubs we used to frequent before getting meat-headded out of them. It was fun… nostalgic but with plenty reminders that avoiding these places for another few years is probably the best course of action. And although I felt immediately at [...]
This is an oldie. It’s not a goodie. And while it may start as a glorious tale of “I knew this band way before anyone else did,” it certainly ends in a flaming pile of “this dude is a goddamn shithead.”