Jul
30
Like Visiting the Holy Land
Filed Under Comedy, Music, Nostalgia, Staying Single, Video | 2 Comments
Guess what. It IS possible. And it will fucking happen.
Apr
15
R. Kelly, “Real Talk”
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For some reason, the sleeper hit of Summer ’07 is making its rounds amongst my friends again. And when I think about it, it all starts to make sense. I mean, who doesn’t need a little REAL TALK in their lives right now?
I just wasn’t prepared for how REAL things get at the end of this “behind the scenes.” Too much tweakin! Not enough turning the camera off! And who gets to keep the Bedazzler in the break up?
Mar
23
I should let you in on a couple of facts about me that are very important to the story of the DRUNKEST WOMAN I’VE EVER SEEN. First, I love to go dancing but am very uncomfortable in dancing with women. You probably already know this, but it’s once again relevant and worth re-mentioning. I cannot dance with women. Secondly, and probably more importantly, I don’t drink. Ever. Don’t worry, I’m not judging you because you do or just randomly bestowing the DRUNKEST WOMAN I’VE EVER SEEN award on some poor girl who was just a little tipsy. Trust me. I know drunk, and this was DRUNK. Very, very drunk.
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Sep
3
Staying Single: Bringing What Back?
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A few weeks ago, a good friend and I took a trip to the dance clubs we used to frequent before getting meat-headded out of them. It was fun… nostalgic but with plenty reminders that avoiding these places for another few years is probably the best course of action. And although I felt immediately at home in these familiar places, I also found myself in some very UNfamiliar scenarios. Luckily, my insanity was quick to restore order and assure that I went home alone. Read more
Jul
20
Staying Single: Skirts and Gum
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This is an oldie. It’s not a goodie. And while it may start as a glorious tale of “I knew this band way before anyone else did,” it certainly ends in a flaming pile of “this dude is a goddamn shithead.” Read more