A few weeks ago, a good friend and I took a trip to the dance clubs we used to frequent before getting meat-headded out of them. It was fun… nostalgic but with plenty reminders that avoiding these places for another few years is probably the best course of action. And although I felt immediately at [...]
This is an oldie. It’s not a goodie. And while it may start as a glorious tale of “I knew this band way before anyone else did,” it certainly ends in a flaming pile of “this dude is a goddamn shithead.”
I get uppity over the dumbest things sometimes. I mean, I guess everyone has their pet-peeves. But I feel like mine are massively silly and will likely serve as the basis for my being institutionalized. Like, I REALLY HATE wedge shoes of any kind. An “E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES” chant at a Phillies game. Or even when [...]
One of the main reasons I decided to blog was to publicly highlight all of the things I do to ensure I’ll remain single forever. There are many of these and they vary wildly in their degree of ridiculousness. But combined, these quirks have done a fair job in alerting pretty girls that I am, [...]