Dec
10
The Short Version
Filed Under California, Work | 4 Comments
So, this is getting ridiculous. It looks as though I’ve moved to California to spend countless hours on the bus and the train and in PowerPoint and not really embarrassing myself or finding my way into interesting stories. Bummer.
But there have been things… small things. Things I’d like to tell you about but just haven’t had the time to. So I’d like to give a quick summary in hopes you’ll be all like, “whoa, I want to hear more about THAT” and then you’d bug me to write more until I literally have no choice but to just take a week off of work and write the hell out of this blog and we all feel better about the whole thing. Read more
Oct
29
Disarm You With a Nasally Voice
Filed Under California, Crushes, Music | 6 Comments
On Sunday, my Philadelphia Phillies blasted the Tampa Bay Rays in game 4 of the World Series. But I didn’t get to see a single moment of it. Why? Because I was too busy witnessing this utter horseshit: Read more
Oct
1
(Nearly) Working Man
Filed Under California, Work | 3 Comments
I know. It’s been forever. Here’s what’s up… Read more
Sep
10
No Adults
Filed Under California | 2 Comments
I kinda love this city already:
Sep
2
• The air: A
• Gordo’s burritos: B
• San Francisco area Target: D
• The Presidio: A
• Fresh blackberries in the backyard: A
• Traveling to and from the Presidio without a car: D
• Public transportation: D
• The ability to use your free transfer over and over: A
• Riding the bus in the wrong direction because signs are way vague: F
• Fight at bar during She Keeps Bees Show: F
• Cab ride home: A/F (fun/petrifying)
• Waking up to coyote cries: A
• The Pacific: A
• The Bay: A
• The Golden Gate Bridge: A
• West coast sunset: A
• Jay’s friends and fish bar-b-que: A
• Hike to Tennessee Valley Beach: A
• Tennessee Valley Beach: A+++
• In-N-Out Burger: B+
• In-N-Out Fries: C
• Homemade conehead sundaes: A
• SF downtown: A
• Del Taco: C-
• Spoiled brat fixed gear biker demanding his girlfriend’s food be comped because he was walked in on in Del Taco bathroom even though he wasn’t a paying customer himself: Q-
• Pho: C
• Full House houses: D