Guess what. It IS possible. And it will fucking happen.
UPDATE: Earlier today, I received this email from my buddy, Jay:
The infomercial is now set to private and it’s disabled everywhere. Fucking Juggalos.
While it seems apparent that the Juggalos are hellbent on ruining everything they ever touch, here’s something they can’t ruin: my [...]
I’ve been randomly catching myself humming this song, out loud and in front of strangers, like some clueless old man. Hopefully my unwitting audience enjoys my rendition as much as I love the original.
Prime humming happens at 1:19.
[Audio clip: view full post to listen]
I grew up in Lakehurst, NJ, a town that has only two claims to fame: 1) it is where the Hindenburg crashed in 1937 and 2) it is about 10 miles from Seaside Heights.
The latter was more significant to me, of course, because it had arcades and girls wearing bathing suits. It had my favorite [...]