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Sep
• The air: A
• Gordo’s burritos: B
• San Francisco area Target: D
• The Presidio: A
• Fresh blackberries in the backyard: A
• Traveling to and from the Presidio without a car: D
• Public transportation: D
• The ability to use your free transfer over and over: A
• Riding the bus in the wrong direction because signs are way vague: F
• Fight at bar during She Keeps Bees Show: F
• Cab ride home: A/F (fun/petrifying)
• Waking up to coyote cries: A
• The Pacific: A
• The Bay: A
• The Golden Gate Bridge: A
• West coast sunset: A
• Jay’s friends and fish bar-b-que: A
• Hike to Tennessee Valley Beach: A
• Tennessee Valley Beach: A+++
• In-N-Out Burger: B+
• In-N-Out Fries: C
• Homemade conehead sundaes: A
• SF downtown: A
• Del Taco: C-
• Spoiled brat fixed gear biker demanding his girlfriend’s food be comped because he was walked in on in Del Taco bathroom even though he wasn’t a paying customer himself: Q-
• Pho: C
• Full House houses: D
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Homemade conehead sundaes! A sure sign that Jason Wynne is your roommate.
san francisco report card: A++
coyotes!! conehead sundaes!! blackberries!!
but what is with the crazy B+ for in-n-out? A+ all the way. next time you should skip the fries (gross!) and get a milkshake instead!
I can’t read this blog anymore if you’re going to keep mentioning San Francisco.
I don’t know…..I don’t like it…..I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
Addendum to In-N-Out Burger grade: said sandwich was without whatever the hell the “secret sauce” is, which I have since been told is “the point.”
But that scares the shit out of me and the B+ remains. Forever.
Not that I’ve been there in a while, but I quite enjoy the Crepe Vine. Also the Imaginarium. Also Amoeba Records. And although I’ve never been, I think I would enjoy the Castro Theater. Man I wish I was you right now.