Sep
16
Like any person with an unhealthy addiction to self-deprecation, I’ve spent a lot of time cataloging my history of regrettable decision-making. Perhaps unsurprisingly, my teenage years were especially full of these: not asking a certain girl out on a proper date, only taking the SATs once, falling asleep during the one time I took the SATs, allowing friendships to end whilst being “busy” at college, etc. But here’s what makes me a maniac: despite all of the ridiculous mistakes I’ve made and since gotten over, I still cannot forgive myself for not seeing Shudder to Think live. Read more
Sep
10
No Adults
Filed Under California | 2 Comments
I kinda love this city already:
Sep
3
Staying Single: Bringing What Back?
Filed Under I Am An Idiot, Staying Single | 1 Comment
A few weeks ago, a good friend and I took a trip to the dance clubs we used to frequent before getting meat-headded out of them. It was fun… nostalgic but with plenty reminders that avoiding these places for another few years is probably the best course of action. And although I felt immediately at home in these familiar places, I also found myself in some very UNfamiliar scenarios. Luckily, my insanity was quick to restore order and assure that I went home alone. Read more
Sep
2
• The air: A
• Gordo’s burritos: B
• San Francisco area Target: D
• The Presidio: A
• Fresh blackberries in the backyard: A
• Traveling to and from the Presidio without a car: D
• Public transportation: D
• The ability to use your free transfer over and over: A
• Riding the bus in the wrong direction because signs are way vague: F
• Fight at bar during She Keeps Bees Show: F
• Cab ride home: A/F (fun/petrifying)
• Waking up to coyote cries: A
• The Pacific: A
• The Bay: A
• The Golden Gate Bridge: A
• West coast sunset: A
• Jay’s friends and fish bar-b-que: A
• Hike to Tennessee Valley Beach: A
• Tennessee Valley Beach: A+++
• In-N-Out Burger: B+
• In-N-Out Fries: C
• Homemade conehead sundaes: A
• SF downtown: A
• Del Taco: C-
• Spoiled brat fixed gear biker demanding his girlfriend’s food be comped because he was walked in on in Del Taco bathroom even though he wasn’t a paying customer himself: Q-
• Pho: C
• Full House houses: D