Me: When you moved in, I had a full set of dishes that my grandmother gave me. She managed to keep them for 30 years. You come here and suddenly I’m down to a single bowl.

Craigslist Roommate: Man, those dishes were old. Old dishes break!

Me: They just broke, in your hands, because they’re old?

Craigslist Roommate: Not in my hands. On the ground.

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